The Not-So-Secret Life of...

The Not-So-Secret Life of...
Guinivere the Great

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Van Warming?

So my 40+ year old van apparently "needs a housewarming gift" But since the "house" is really on wheels aka "van" it's a VAN WARMING GIFT! ha ha ha. And what would you consider a van warming gift? Geez, who knows. Since there's not really a rule book of special, must-have van warming gift idea, we're getting...
chinchilla Pictures, Images and Photos
Cholos the Chinchilla
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(a chinchilla and a hedgehog, in case you weren't sure)
The chinchilla is MINE, and I'll name him Cholos, like Carlos...but not. Now for the hedgehog (that I'm kind of afraid to have anywhere near me because it has SPIKES!) is not named yet, because that would be up to the crazy, infamous, ChriSTINA to decide. I believe it's going to be something entirely random and out of the blue, or maybe a crazy, oddball name from a movie or something. Yes, I will bet on that. ha ha ha. So basically, I am VERY, SUPER, MEGA, HELLA, WICKED excited for ECLIPSE to come out, because I'm one of the millions of teenage girls that am close to obsessed with it (yeah yeah yeah, whatevaaaa) && the plan is (if I'm home in time *crosses fingers*) we're going to the midnight premier. Minus the camping trip at the park. HA! and it's going to be the most fun i've had since "solitary confinement" in L.A. mmhm that's right, I'M COMIN' OUT, I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW, I'M GONNA LET IT SHOW. (I think that's Janet Jackson's song, from like a decade ago?) so anyways, I'm going to go play Farmville now. (Mooooooooooo) ha ha ha because I have no life.
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P.S. That's not my farm, mine is WAY more awesome d'oh!

Lots of love and pretty farmville flowers with strawberries on top <3

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Hey There, Stranger

What's your name again? hahaha just kidding. It's only been MONTHS since i've talked to you (random/unknown person reading my blog) I just finished school yesterday, yes I sure did. I'm now (finally) a senior in high school, along with my twin brother(s) (I have no idea what one of them is doing, 'cause he likes to disappear off the face of the earth like that) but anyways, I really && honestly don't know what i'm babbling about right now. OH! I GOT NEW MAKEUP BRUSHES, well my first makeup brushes, ever (not counting my kabuki brush thing for my face powder) and it makes such a HUGE difference like you can not even believe! I feel more like Kandee already! A-MAZ-ING! Anyways, at this very moment I am talking to the famous, one && only, ChriSTINA "Stinka" who is my sunshine/other half and we are planning on buyingggggggg
Volkswagen Bus 241 deLuxe C-721677 vin 549087-1960 Pictures, Images and Photos
Mmmhm, ain't she a beaut. (I honestly kinda like it ha ha ha) and we're going to spray paint stencils and pretty, sparkly things all over it, and we're going to make it a house on wheels (minus the bathroom and kitchen and you know) and my steering wheel will be covered in glitter and rhinestones and we'll have zebra seat covers and everything. YEAH BAYBEE (Austin Powers voice, again)I guess, since i'm just rambling in my excited, anxious, 5 yr old on the first day of school way i'm going to finish this (once and for al ha ha ha) so goodnight and have a wonderfully, amazing day/night (it's 5 o'clock somewhere) (:
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